That chick was all over your bacon last night, grinding on you, I thought you were going to bang her in the club
Dude it was a lap dance
a man that wears gold spandex underwear and party boys other people is a man after my own heart.
She turned over and said "You smell like my dad, i just can't do this"
I want to apologize 3 days in advance for what's about to take place on St. Patrick's day.
Valium party in the driveway. Attendance: 1. Don't make me do this alone.
I gave you a lap dance in a bowling alley... And I was Fine?
I couldn't figure out her damn button fly jeans... IM NOT A FUCKING ENGINEER
They took my balls.
I just found out that order of 30 Beefy 5-Layers last weekend has achieved legendary status among the Taco Bell employees. Is there a Stoner Achievement for that?
Stalker pic that shit
He left, I think he got uncomfortable when I started singing 'oompah oompah doodley do, I have a special riddle for you'
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
Are there any rules against fucking the hot TA?
Maybe for her....
Her problem, not mine
UPS just delivered me 30lbs of dried cherries... I shouldn't be allowed online when I take painkillers.
A guy at my table is reading a magazine called "Cheese Connoisseur"
We made a blanket fort in my dorm room and fucked in it. Twice. I'm in love.
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