even iPhones love lady gaga. everytime I type haha it trys to correct it to gaga. this is bullshit...
after he gave me a diploma for giving him amazing head, getting a regular diploma isnt all that cool.
I would say a second date is not looking likely, I acciedentally bit his penis. it's still bleeding 43 minutes later.
As long as you're not dating white guys again.
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The Fresno prostitute seemed offended all I wanted from her was directions back to the freeway.
I tipped the hot bartender my entire wallet. Again.
I think I have vodka in my lungs
shit went down at the bar when this girl with 'morals' totally cock blocked a married guy. she actually kicked IN the bathroom door when they were fucking in there. then we all did shots.
The video of him doing the dougie made me telling him I didn't want a relationship, just his virginity so much easier.
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I saw Nicolas Cage's face in the moon. Those were good shrooms.
Someone with the Instagram name "hymenbreaker" just liked a photo of me and my grandma. I feel ashamed.
Just walked by a girl saying to her friend "honestly you coulda given me any dude and I woulda fucked him"
You should've introduced yourself
There's a dryer on fire at the laundromat, and everyone's just standing around taking pictures. Except me. I'm texting.
We walked 3 miles to the strip club. Stopped for roadies, it wasn't that bad.
I just found out why people like handcuffs.
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