im drinking this country out of the recession.
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
all the sharp corners in my house are covered with litter foam blocks. al set for partying
once she started licking the door on the stall, i got out of there and told her bf "this is your problem now" and walked away
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it's like a walk of shame rule, you always run into someone who saw you wearing that yesterday
My rats are drinking wine. I am drinking with rats. God i am so alone.
Grad practice is like a live scrapbook of my drunken sexual encounters
not my fault hes the one that tried to cuddle after. said he wanted to spoon away the shame.
It was a sobriety test blowjob. If he could get it up, he could get me home.
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I guess the study abroad went badly, I gave him a joint and he just smoked it and cried all the way from the airport
Liquid roulette time! Black Mystery Cups are filled with either ipecac, whiskey, or NyQuil. Let's have fun
Oh and an honorable mention for your father's porn collection. Things I'll never forget.
I have no idea why my husband is mad that I came home at 4 am & all I want to do is eat spaghettios. It's not fucking spaghettios fault.
She was doing hand motions and used straws from drinks like those airport light batons to have me back my "747 jumbo dick" towards you.
As a paramedic, it's completely unacceptable to black out on a monday. I cant handle 3 dollar shot night.
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