David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
I'm missing my class because I'm not done with my beer
Its like fucking yourself in the head with a weed strapon
So I've gone into the break room to heat up a styrofoam cup 8 times over the course of 4 hours.. that desperate to see him. Now I have a broken heart AND cancer.
If he really loved his girlfriend then he'd wear a condom when he fucks me.
What's standard gratutity for someone having a miscarriage on stage at a strip club? It's important.
Both his mom and his sister were hitting on me when I stopped by today. He isn't a real friend anyway, right?
I think the "tmi" ship sailed a long time ago, and it took our dignities with it..
Omg that was my second thought of the morning.
First was that we had pop tarts.
If waking up at 6 50 pm every day and getting invited to go have sex as you wake up is what alcoholism is like I can get use to this.
I woke up with a dread of barbecue sauce in my hair. Drunk munchies makes me a disgusting person.
Dude, I wish I could live my entire life blacked out.
I don't think he knows you can have sex sober...
i buy too many watermelons when I'm drunk
Ben Franklin would totally be a furry.
You're smoking weed and checking Tumblr I take it?
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