i should write a book entitled 'the joys of being sexually objectified'
Call me back. I want to hear your side of the dead cat in my garage story.
She woke up 3 seperate times, each time she had a look of pure terror on her face, she had no clue where she was.
Great. Me and the intoxalock guy are getting so close he just said "alright see you later girl!" when I called about getting the blower recallibrated.
Dubbing lion king over planet earth. That stoned.
his roommates said i can move in if i promise to only drink tequila the rest of the semester. challenge accepted.
dude what did you give her she's eating her pocket lint
there COULD be a gas leak in our house... proceeding to smoke with extreme caution...
I didn't ask to see his penis, it was an ambush. Impressive though
Oh that's what I forgot last night.. To make out with her.
We just took back to back grav bong hits and are playing battleship. She guessed Z - 12 so weve switched board games.
God he's so convenient, drugs, an parties all in one person. He's like the Walmart of delinquency.
I think I just smoked a piece of your foot. Were u picking your feet by the weed?
sometimes a perk of being a drug dealer is amazon gift cards. who knew?
I complemented his smile, he sends me a dick pic. Seriously?
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