We should be called the Road Head Warriors
For the millionth time in his career, Brett Favre has screwed over the Vikings
filled out health questionnaire for lower premiums a little bit too honestly. Literally got assigned a life coach.
we are torturing ourselves with these mediocre cocks
Getting arrested together sounded so much more fun in theory.
My lower body still feels like its been through a garbage disposal and a trash compactor. In that order.
how are you shocked you fucked her? sure shes hot, but she also washed your beerpong balls in her mouth..... you should probably get tested.
I also witnessed that same parrot perched on the head of a man grinding with a girl.
Interesting. As a girl I don't know how okay I would be with that.
She seemed pretty into it.
Like we just had a bunch of sex and then he threaded my eyebrows in bed lol. It was amazing
When you're high, you dance like an injured velociraptor.
Immediately after sex he layed on the floor and acted like my yellow bra was pac man
OMG MY DAD TOLD ME HE MIGHT DO TINDER
Masterbating to Tolstoy. You?
Glitter fights sound a lot funner in theory.
what do you mean he's functionally heterosexual
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