I had fun last night. We should have sex less often.
dude...I wrote 15 jersey shore quotes on her body. she is going to do the walk of shame with snookie on her forehead.
So the bartender just told me that there was numerous people who saw me having sex on the rooftop last weekend. +1
Wat the fuck dude ketchup in my bong???
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Just saw a cop give four blondes gas for their car on their way to Vegas. They seriously ran out of gas and called 911 about it. Its like a porno plot.
Why is Kyle using one of my nieces as a blunt object to provoke and attack my other niece?
I don't remember... but puking on the bar sounds like me.
I walked in her room to find her rubbing lotion on her face high as fuck.
My last 2 google image searches were 'a lot of pudding' followed by 'a generous portion of pudding'
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lonely sunday drunk me decided to tweeze my pubes. HORRIBLE IDEA
Awwww breaks my heart, I just wanna fix his teeth and give him a blowjob.
Bruise count after new years, 7. 2018 is looking up.
Why did I wake up naked with a leg cramp and and extra $550 in my wallet?
well we woke up in different beds than the ones we originally fell asleep in, you were butt naked, and your boyfriend was sleeping on a cot in the middle of the kitchen. that might be why he's mad.
is it fun? or sober?
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