...so i touched it.
I can see my step sister's thong. Don't know if I should let myself be turned on or not
just when i thought things couldnt get worse, the batteries died in my vibrator.
I wonder what it would be like to masturbate in space
a girl just told me i should have been born earlier in the alphabet
im not sure if this headache is from the car accident or cocaine withdrawl
I took the chef home. His dick even tasted like garlic
I'm glad I have good healthy relationships with my one night stands
pouring popcorn down my shirt before we went to the bar was the best idea ever. it was delicious and convenient.
I have reverted to folding laundry while watching porn. how much sadder can my life get?
Ok because I want to set a new world record for how fast I can drink away my Christmas money
I expect you will be there for a drunken 3way with my husband again this new year.
Success! We fucked roommates!
my goldfish that i got the day i lost my virginity just died. im terrified as to what this symbolically means for my sex life
I lost my cyber virginity to a guy I barely knew in high school while a Togepi Plushie watched.
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