this kid in class is playing minesweeper and just slammed the desk because he lost. thank god were normal.
My mom and I are having a "yay I don't have herpes" shopping trip day
I have two stamps on my hand....ones from the bar and one is from an aquarium...care to explain?
What is the protocol for an "i'm sorry I had my ex retrieve me from the bar so I didn't drive drunk" blow job
I have invented a new sport: freshman-watching. I'm sitting on our porch literally dying watching the freshmen run around trying to find parties
we drunk the bar out of liquor so the guy was selling us bottles of wine for $2a each. Only good thing to come outta this flood
Threw up on the baby. National Tequila Day is the eve of National I'm A Horrible Nanny Day.
We played alot of beer pong and ventured into the woods with tiki torches
I apparantly wanted to name her baby garbage
Do you think I shall pursue this journey to the center if the dick?
it's ok, no one ever died fom being sticky.
i've gotta research that and get back to you.
They're magnificent. It's like god made her last but hadn't fulfilled his boob quota.
Should I apologize for the loud sex I had in his living room? Because I'm not going to.
Definitely not.
:(. i have vodka in a fire extinguisher. that solves all problems. except fires. it would actually make that worse.
Did you have a good sleep?
if a good sleep includes waking up cuddling a bottle of wine I had a GREAT sleep
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