awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
i make out with random ppl when i drink he shouldnt feel special
she took out her dip, threw up, and put it back in. it was like a scene from Nick and Nora's trip to the trailer park.
last night was fun... but i spent all morning tring to get the candle wax out of my chest hair. We did use candles last night?
There's a high school volleyball camp on campus this summer. I'm definitely going to jail.
Oh, and no balcony sex...trust me.
did we cross streams again? the only thing I remember is seeing a dick
Everything sucks i just wanna cry and smoke a bowl and pet my cat and die. All at the same time
Having the sex-a-thon in the back yard led to some really odd tan lines.
Like handprints on my lower back...
Look on the bright side: Now that I'm sleeping with both the exs it's good bye to drunk sexting the 'wrong one'.
You both sound like you need to get shit faced, fight it out, and have makeup sex.
It wasn't a great time! You grabbed me, picked me up, and make me pee in the sink!
So i stood up out of the sunroof while he gave me oral. Car was still moving. Exactly how illegal is that?
I've reached the last of the wine in my cup so now I have to sit up in my bed to get it through the crazy straw
Question: how does one descretely ask the ice cream truck driver thats out at 10:00pm if he sells weed?
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