I like it. Barfy the gin-flavoured Assman
Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
I just got asked by a man in the alley if i would like to buy 50 dollars of meat for 20 bucks. Its been a weird day.
I just got invited to go home with a married couple...
So we were sitting in his back seat and he asked me if I practiced giving head. I mean really, who asks that?
My brother and I both agreed that your boobs are fake.
he threw up on me, hugged my legged and then started laughing. when i asked him why, he said "it's like the sour patch kids commercials."
I think I just tested my sobriety limits for unicycling.
At the hospital. Forgot we locked Eric out of the house last night as a joke. Hypothermia's a bitch.
If you get me so fucked up I can't use the microwave , I'm going to be so mad at you
After what I experienced at 6am this morning, all I can say is chew your noodles thoroughly.
do I look like a person who has full control of their limbs and existence on this plane of reality
My apologies. I'll try not to let my dick interfere with official work duties in the future.
After we finish having sex, he smokes an honest to God pipe. It's like fucking a big, sexy Sherlock Holmes...
For someone who's supposed to be gay Greg is really good at seducing me into things I don't wanna do
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