He said he only talked to me because I talk dirty in bed.
His hands were made for my vagina.
Just because it's been in my vagina doesn't mean it's important to me
I let a guy with dreads drive my car, then demanded he take me back cause I don't let strangers drive my car, while repeatedly apologizing for being a cock block.
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I understand where he's coming from but I don't want this alcohol to revolve around relationship
Wait
I don't really know how to explain this place...it's like I feel like I need an std just to fit in
Regardless of the amount of alcohol you may consume tonight - DON'T take anybody home
So my dealer asked me if I wanted to join his circle because we smoked so much this summer he thinks we're dealing
Someone had Captain Morgan and orange juice at the same moment I lost my hangover and I just had to give it a try.
Ill go to bed but tamed sharks isnt so much of a bad idea. Not for riding
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She was wearing American flag underwear. How could I NOT fuck her?
You're a true patriot.
I have unfollowed so many people the only things showing up in my newsfeed are dog rescues and sloth memes
Just in case you blacked out, we had sex, you came in me, we need plan B, we fell off your top bunk, broke your roommates chair, i still like you, but i'm in pain and am going to bed
After the bar we stopped to Meijer where I found myself singing little mermaid while rubbing a pack of hotdogs on my face..
You have such a talent for this
Friendship, or finding weed?
Yes
She dropped the call after she told me she doesn't want to hear about how loud he can scream.
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