My gift to the freshman: I made an illegal stop, rolled out and dropped to my hands and knees and puked in front of the south campus dorms and about 20 families. Welcome to OSU
you know that dress I got margarita and puke on? yeah, just returned it.
There comes a time in a man's life when he's almost thirty he just needs to stop watching Degrassi. This is that time.
I have diapers under my sink. trying to convince myself to use them.
But it's a terrible idea. One erection and it's gonna go wrong
maybe next time you'll take an ex boyfriend warning you that she's batshit crazy as a warning instead of a challenge
Don't count me out just yet. Considering bartering a blowjob to see if that boy from work will take my shift.
No, i will not have sex with him again. It felt like he was trying to bulldoze his way through me. My vagina is on strike.
he forgot we were at my place and not his so he tried kicking me out of my own apartment by saying "so, you can go whenever you want...."
For a pair of gay men you destroy a lot of vagina.
it is shots o' clock and I am never late
HOW MANY BOYS NOT ONLY APPROVE OF YOUR PLAN TO BECOME POCAHONTAS, BUT WANT TO MAKE SURE YOU DO IT RIGHT? One, the answer is one, and he is the best and if anyone ever tries to steal him I can assure you they will never be heard from again
we just ate hash browns in a nativity scene with baby jesus
but I'm still not sure how you became more and more fluent in Spanish the drunker you got
Dude, she set my Tinder preference to men, set the radius to 100 miles, and used up all of my right swipes. I think she's mad.