Umm I'm too high to move.
I gotta feeling the economic climate has killed the housewife market
I shampoo & condition my pubes, sometimes i wish my face was closer so i could rub against it cause it feels like plush
I just walked in on my dad looking at porn. is there protocol for this?
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This situation is one cop call away from being a Lifetime movie.
He just asked if I would make his black snake moan. Dating basketball players is not worth the glory
Her bed is on wheels, so we woke up in the kitchen.
All I'm asking for is flower occasionally, and in return you get to come home to me naked in heels. Is that to much to ask for?
I like to get drunk just like anyone else but not to the point of sticking a rubber tube up my asshole
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I think I hit my head on every surface in that apartment last night
I almost had to fight a bird, and you know how scared I am of birds. It found that Percocet that I lost in the grass last week, I threw out my back when I launched myself at that little fucker.
There is a midget driving a powered tricycle around town. I am not drunk, stoned, or lying.
Don't be the guy that has his dick out at work.
He sent me a picture of his dick as a snake, I'd say things are going great.
just wanted to eat pizza off his dick so he let me and he can never forget it