I am at The Loft in SoNo, and there are two girls within arms reach that are making out with each other AGGRESIVELY. Like I can see 100% of a boob
For future reference, this is Trevors little sisters phone now. Trevs number is 484 XXX XXXX. Great story tho
he's afraid if he sleeps with me i'll go all lavender brown on him
it's gonna be a chat room kind of night
We had unprotected sex and she's eating life cereal for breakfast. The universe is telling me get the plan b for her
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We all told you to throw up but you just stuck your head in the toilet and screamed..
They better compete for your attention. Dual to the fuck
I dont care how drunk you were. Making a bet with MY husband at MY wedding that you could seal the deal before he could is ALWAYS inappropriate!
Being at this stripclub only reinforces how single I am. And I was *just* becoming okay with that.
I wish I was in the big bed with a naked you post sex eating chicken nuggets
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And I think your bro would be happy to know that when I took my bra off like 10lbs of confetti fell out. It was like my tits were celebrating being free
He visits one Denver strip club and now hes moving there
i swear i just dislocated a hip staying still
We hooked up and then we watched game of thrones while he fed me chocolate. I don't see how our benafriendship is a bad thing.
The Easter dress struggle is real
Yep. Just had to pull mine off to puke.
I knew my bag made it because I could smell the fireball that spilled inside of my suitcase before it was on the luggage carousel.