Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
just served this dwarf dude an entire pitcher of malt liquor. watching this will totally be worth my bartender's certification.
We were just talking bout putting on helmets and going fo a car ride just to see how ppl react. I will def fit in here haha
During breaking dawn, he leaned over and asked me why she would have to worry about her period since she essentially just married a walking super-absorbant tampon... It was the best way to ruin those movies for me.
You played a drinking game to fat people crying. It's a long climb to the moral high ground, why bother?
I experienced pure joy just moments ago when I looked down and saw that I had another pop tart to consume down my mouth hole.
Just spent the equivalent of my life savings in the liquor store. This is going to be a good weekend
YET AGAIN, my financial planning for 2013 consists MOSTLY of eating chipotle as "brain food" and drinking Heavily before the Jeopardy contestant test.
He is nice. Kind of short though. But didn't try to rub his jean cock on me.
Which I appreciated.
it's just weird to think of you as a teacher since ive seen you throw up raspberry bacardi in my parents house
I don't want sex or anything I just really need someone to appreciate how shiny my hair is
You have got to be the only man who has passed out while getting a lap dance.
No we were too stoned to stop you from wiping the peanut butter all over the car.
Oh fuck, I'm officially a cougar..he's got the same name as my grandson
Hypothetically speaking of course, is it bad if a cat eats lube?
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