You'll be the first to get a "it's herpes simplex 1" cigar.
Just got booed while taking a piss and asked if I 'call that a penis.' Get me the fuck out nf yankee stadium.
he ate 15 dinner rolls and nothing else. then took a shit in the bathroom came out and blamed it on his dad. i wish i was 8.
And now we have yet another reason to never travel to Detroit
I just saw a girl in Albersons in spandex and curlers buying PBR. Only PBR.
Your sister reminds me of me at her age. Stop her while you can.
no. you're not making a beach trip out of my abortion.
Dont ask, hes out back rolling around in the yard freaking out. literally just had a 15 minute conversation, only word i could make out was "yellow"
so, does the "dick the size of your forearm" thing run in the family then?
I don't want to have to force feed him my vagina!!
we didn't have anything to do and wanted to get our money's worth out of our costumes, so if you see two mermaids day drinking by the creek it's us
You have all been randomly chosen to participate in a new game called: how high was I? If you have any information about this or about where my clothing items went give me a shout. Thanks an good luck.
My life is a video game called get the drunk princess back to her castle, thank you to all that participated
I was gonna start crying but as he was asking me for my info i saw him eyeing my rack. So I sorta started pushing them together. He asked me to get out of the car he made me turn around so he could check me out and then he said and I quote "okay ma'am. Everything is fine, I'm going to let you off with a warning. Next time if you're not wearing yoga pants you might not be as lucky" I am blessed.
Would it be totally wrong, that in honor of princess leias death, I role played as her??
Randomize
