can't come. weird drunk guy passed out on couch. long story, tell u later.
wtf. wake him up, call him a cab, get over here!
i just want to make sure he doesn't die. or rob me. plus it's facinating, he's faceplant on the arm of my sofa.
the best thing about dollar beer night is beer is only a dollar.
oh yeah I know that guy. he's legit. slept in my closet a few times
Our idea of a "deep conversation" was successfully forming complete sentences.
They poured beer (3 cans) down the toilet so bubbles can be drunk in fishy heaven
I let a naked juice spill down my leg for like 30 minutes bc i thought i was hallucinating that my leg was cold.
Yes, yes I will fake crap in his house for you.
Sobered up midsex and just went with it. After he tried cuddling and I awkwardly rolled out of the bed to find someone on the floor, apparently it was his room so he got to listen.
6 pack came off in the shower. Sharpie is not forever.
guy at the bar just asked how many cows we have on our land, then proceeds to ask me out. you know your from the country when....
Turns out the dorm toilet can't take a punch. Gonna be a long year without Mexican food.
Do you want me to add this to the list of actions I will state at your intervention
It was horribly awesome. Its like looking at the sun, you know its bad for you but I just couldn't stop looking.
Bahahah I should. I’m the free range drunk girl who should clearly not be free range because who knows what kind of fuckery I would get into
I honestly think sometimes all you need is a $2 alcoholic punch poured from a jug into a big glass to feel better. I guess abblebees is my new problematic fav
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