Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
Learned a lot. Like boys with frosted tips still exist. And that they're sensitive to constructive criticism.
You said you didn't deserve to walk so you started crawling down to your room
I don't think I own any pants that haven't seen his bedroom floor anymore...
well the first picture of me in 2011 involves a viking helmet and chugging champagne. i like this year already.
WHY ARE YOU POKING HOLES IN MY 3AM LOGIC?!
Why is there a blood-covered "sorry about your stuff" note stapled to my door?
I just spent my entire state tax return on sex toys
Yea... The gym isn't gunna happen today... When I was drunk last night I tried to prove I could front flip off the wheel cover of a semi... I fucked up my shoulder pretty bad... It was more of a roll
Her roommate was talking on her cell when I came out of the bedroom and I definitely heard her describe how shitty and terrified I looked. Awesome.
I have a guy for practically everything... except for making me waffles on demand. will u be my waffle guy?
On a scale of 1-10 I’m at biblical violence
Yeah, but i got vodka and bacon out of it, so it's fine.
we f'd six times
f'd?
its sunday, i cant say fucked
When the people downstairs start talking about drugs, I second guess buying my drugs from them. Then I remember they are cheap and convenient.
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