.....so he has a son. Josh. That is not his roommate
I don't know how God could bestow someone that emotionally confused with such an awesome penis.
It's almost like sex with her has gotten boring... like it's still good, but the creativity is lacking... it's times like these that i wish she still wanted me to gag her
i dont want to stoop that low. but my dick does.
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I'm at a winery and there's a 50 yr old woman sitting at a table alone with a bottle of wine and the only time I've seen her get up is to harass the hot dog guy
I love flavors. My neighbour is owide smoking and so am I. I'm adio boooooored and I need an adult.
So were u tired or drunk when u wrote last night's text message?
pills.
Okay. But I hope it isn't expensive lingerie. Because I'm ripping it off Hulk Hogan style.
I had 5 long islands and 2 alien brain hemorrhages…I am entirely certain that the "power hour to finish the night" idea was just too much.
Love is....waiting for your girl to throw up her shot in the bathroom...then handing her her beer. Game face.
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I get a nose bleed and my uncle is automatically giving me the "your doing lines off dashboards again aren't you" look
oh the usual. high as balls and crying about the hunger games.
He literally just patted me on the vagina and said goodnight to it.
I don't think you could pull off being mean.
How do you think I'm still single?
His name isnt in my phone as “Satan’s spawn” for no reason. #devildick
Nothing personal but yes I would be suspicious If I saw 3 guys and 2 girls in the same bathroom stall together
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