I can only name 15 people I've had sex with - can I just start claiming that as my sex number?
halloween makes it hard to decipher real cops... from sexy men dressed up as them.
either she doesn't know how to dress properly on a sunday morning stroll, or I just saw a 60 year old on a walk of shame
Somebody spraypainted a transformers head on a transformer box..my life is complete
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I don't remember much but I know I looked hot.
i flashed his best friends last night
you always were good at making good first impressions
Now that you're back together are you gonna tell him you set his stuff on fire?
Just hit him with your car. I can guarantee he won't do it again.
Oh and I guess I added our cab driver on Facebook. He has "liked" every single one of my beach pictures. Kill me now.
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It was awkward at first he now knows I fucked his little brother, they were both there. then the tequila kicked in and everything was fine.
nope. just stoned. wishing i had a golf cart.
LET US USE OUR GENITALS TO CELEBRATE THIS VICTORY
I didn't know where you were for like 15 minutes and then I went in the bathroom splashing water on the mirror and throwing hand towels around saying that you were "redecorating"
In 18 months of being married we've had sex with 7 different couples. Who said you can't have your cake and eat it.
I'm bleeding and intoxicated as I'm walking to my final right now. Wish me luck
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