i've been thru my totinos phase. then after reading the ingredients and nutritional info i almost puked in my mouth. its like having the bastard child of pizza hut and mcdonalds invade your kitchen and start stabbing your digestive system.
New plan: we get a little bit drunk and go to 24 hour fitness and be eachothers wing people so we can hit on in shape hot people at a gym instead of drunk idiots at a bar.
normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.
We're doing a case race on Saturday.
I'm in. I'm currently drinking a beer in the bathtub so I guess I can consider this "practice" and not just "alcoholism"
Guess who won bingo at the senior center and is going to jail all in the same night?
I have to think about this realistically and not with my vagina.
Code red. She won't talk to me. Maybe it has something to do with her raccoon eyes. Perry said there was a brief moment of towel fighting until you passed out. Did you draw the turtle on my ass?
I just passed a truck with its bed lined with a tarp and filled with water with six dudes chilling in the back driving through campus. That looks fun.
Nothing says love like couples STD testing
Nothing says breakup like the results
She is so graceful and lady-like, like a swan... On meth
This is my college life. Rolling at 4PM on a Wednesday to skrillex in the parking lot of a mexican restaurant.
What's worse having drunken sex with hot married man or breaking the diet one week in?
Well when you come back we can have a huge bitch fit...or get really drunk....whichever comes first
sometimes i like to lay one the floor and pretend im a carrot.
Wow first he impregnates you then he won't send you the sex tape you made together? Where has chivalry gone?
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