oh wait, my morality sensor is a little fucked up since I almost let my little sister's friend blow me.
She can't keep using her latex allergy as an excuse to go bareback with everyone.
i feel like pocahontas...the disney character not from real chance of love
I'm already at the bar. It's 2 PM. Help
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kinda considering buying a life alert for sophmore year
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
I vagually remember taking your birthcontrol and washing it down with ash water
Let's just say that watching the sunrise in a space helmet is really the only way to do it.
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
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Sorry I drunkenly insulted your air mattress last night. You still could have fucked me on it though.
She went to her drug test stoned.
And strangely enough, we all know she'll pass it.
i had an epiphany while laying on the driveway for 5 hours yesterday.
i realized i waste a lot of time
So help me God.... if he sends me a dick pic.... I will make it so he has to eat food through a tube in his nose and poop into a bag by his belly button
His mom came while we were asleep naked and started asking me about my plans after high school... Is that even a thing.
He was referring to me as "Teenage Dream" the whole night
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