I mean roof. it goes up. its important day. you should recongziw it.
You're drunk. Make complete sentences.
It's not luke its my birthday or anything. Mike, understand.
How fat would you say she has to be before I can consider this a threesome
i feel as if last night was a right of passage. to officially be an adult you must have a drunken one night stand with a co-worker and go to work the next day still drunk wearing yesterday's clothes...
She was crying and singing Taylor Swift on repeat. I'm never drinking with her again.
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Smoking bowl and applying to community college. I now know how I got here.
I've banged too many servicemen's wives to still be considered an American.
you kind of just crawled on top of him. that was the point at which i became concerned with how drunk you were.
I'm pregaming for my hair cut. Working two jobs definately taught me how to use my time wisely...
We didn't have a blender so we made the margaritas by running over a garbagebag full of ice with the car and then stirring it with a knife in a French-press coffee pot. CAN YOU SAY RESOURCEFUL?
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I'm just gonna yell "SURPRISE ME" and see what happens. No way this could go wrong
in honor of breaking bad starting soon, i am now banging a walter white lookalike. viva heisenberg!
we played animal sounds and i linked arms with her cuz we were both cats....fate and my community college drama teacher have chosen my one night stand
Come back. Shots need mouths.
She's takin more dicks this month than I have in my life by the sounds of it
I just took a shot before my midterm. Gotta keep things in perspective.
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