Damn. That makes sense
I know im like the sherlok holmes of sexual problems
WTF why am I in the Atlanta airport?
The smartest thing I've heard Obama do is call Kayne West a jackass
im sober playing flip cup. its like cheating.
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While I was banging her, her cell rang. She checked to see who it was, answered it, and moaned, "I'm dumping you."
As long as there aren't any pictures of me humping the penguin, we are good,
there was so much ham clogging the tub drain.. he said it was ok he has a cleaning lady
I returned her cell phone that I found in the bathroom, I felt the stretcher and the ambulance was enough of a learning experience.
WHAT KIND OF DUMPSTER DOESNT HAVE PIZZA IN IT?
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For future reference, Twizzlers CAN leave welts.
You were force feeding yourself jello and you kept repeating, "I will not surrender"
Note to self... Do not stick your head in a can of paint and try to paint the walls green with your hair
No I have an idea, I saw you running through the neighborhood at 3am while I searched for my flip flops in a ditch
Tell him you want to lick his face. Didn't work for me but might turn out better for you idk
fell asleep while jerking off ln. woke up to my hand in my pants and my cat crawling all over me
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