Yup u can hook up with me now and not goto jail
come outside for a special surprise it involves huge boobs
she refused to get out of the dog cage till we sang "be our guest" to her.
Because you know it would be fucking amazing to get trashed and shatter the dreams of 12 year old girls. I might get a shirt.
you woke me up at 7 am banging on my wall.. what the hell
thats the international knock for joint time
sea world and a strip club? BEST DAY EVER!
I am officially now FB friends with my arresting officer.
No later than 4:00 ok - I'm tying my viagra high into a superbowl halftime showstopper. Ya, you might wanna look away for that
So I'm not dead, but close call. I think I can handle one more bar.
I have feelings that need drinking.
Bianca brought a stripper home he's making me breakfast
This summer has already been like the best summer ever. FREEDOM IS AWESOME. GOD BLESS AMERICA AND GOD BLESS THE SINGLE LIFE.
like don't tell me my baby smooth vag offended you
Are you still in his room?
Nope, yogged home at 8 am with one shoe on.
it's okay that you two hooked up in the family bathroom at the mall.. i just pray to god you were not making a family in the family bathroom..
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