Taking a 35 year old indonesian home, only in vegas ;-)
Booty call?
Dude you don't even follow my twitter
my mom heard me say 'don't squirt that at me' while me & him were in my room. She then decided to call my aunt and complain to her that she has the sluttiest daughter in town. she refused to believe me when i told her i was talking about gel.
I'm with your mom on this one.
is drinking for groundhog day legit?
well you blacked out on MLK day and we pregamed arbor day, so yes
Just saw a drunk guy marching down the strip with a garden rake. I feel compelled to follw him
Places you have drunkenly threatened to piss: my bed, my bros bed, my moms bed, my bros wedding
apparently there was a flour fight and couch sex...
No more Raisinettes before sex. That's what happened. I just put it together
They just showed up to the party with a shopping cart full stolen of naty ice cans, no boxes, just cans. Shit just got real !
we told the drug dealer that our car was dead and we needed a jump so he would bring the drugs to us...
He wanted me to choke him with my feet. So now I feel obligated to start writing my memoir
That portion can talk about stepping out of your comfort zone and how it can potentially kill people
Even blacked out me knows not to sleep with socks on
im glad to be known as "the girl you had sex with on a golf course"
I think our maternal nature is best focused on grown ass men and cats.
Well... Chad blew off half of his hand last night. We were able to find most of it.
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