I no longer want to be the gay that plays in the revolving door at RelationshipDale's like a seven year old with a.d.d.
Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
got extra credit for showing up to class before a holiday. it hit me 5 minutes later that she meant easter....
when the officer asked him if he had been drinking, he just goes, "yeah, you?" then falls onto the table.
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Though I feel a moral obligation to take you there, point out all of the male supervisors and slap you on the wrist and yell, "NO!!"
Good. We don't answer calls at dick thirty.
Thanks for fucking me in last night
TUCKING. TUCKING ME IN LAST NIGHT
listen. he fixes things. buys me drinks and sticks his penis in my vagina. age means nothing at this low point in my life.
My mom legitimately hired a private eye on me. DO YOU KNOW HOW EXCITING MY LIFE JUST GOT???
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I'm pretty sure I just gave myself third degree burns from punching my pizza.
Like your dick isn't Beyoncé, it doesn't get close ups
She handed me scissors and told me that they were the ones with the lowest probability of having been used to trim someone's pubes.
We were peeing side by side on the riverbank together and I felt like nothing brings you closer than drunken riverbank urinating so I caught her a friendship frog to wipe with since we left the tp in the canoe.
Dude I cant right now. Were talking about pickles.
So apparently my bro is going to make me fix his tattoo this trip... He sent me a pic of said tattoo. Tattoo is of a sperm, on his penis, which was in a woman's mouth... Wth
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