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I wish I could save this moment forever and have sex with it regularly. Its just tht beautiful.
his eyes are fucked up, he bumped into the cabinet while standing in my office, and he's pounding chicken soup, and he must have chewed on 8 pieces of gum before he got here.
He tried to fight me not realizing that I work as a bouncer in the the same bar we were in. His night ended with him in handcuffs, missing teeth, PLUS I got his shots that he ordered since he didn't get to drink them.
I dunno. Last time I went there I had got sexually propositioned by a Belgian prince.
I'll just be here. Naked. Eating tots and jello like a muh fuggin G
Is it inception if it feels like another uterus is going to burst out of my current uterus?
Thanks for the morning blowjob. Scientifically proven you can't have a bad day if it starts with a blowjob.
Well I'm in the bathtub smoking a bowl and eating doritos and frosting so I might not be the one to advise you on this shit but I'll try.
The inside of my nose has felt like the guy's face falling off from raiders of the lost ark all week
I danced with a french guy who licked the sweat off my neck and poured a drink on me. Not gonna lie, that shit was refreshing
I was a plus one at an intervention for a person I didn't know.
Some guy named spider just bought me 5 shots
I've decided to take one for the team and bang the landlady for lower rent.
The fact that I bookended my summer with pregnancy scares doesn't upset me. The fact that he's a trombone major does...
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