Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
looks like were buying each other an abortion for our one year present...
i feel like pocahontas...the disney character not from real chance of love
at least 'blackout me' had enough sense to take the puke covered duvet off the comforter.
All I remember is having a LONG talk with a 23 year old mother with a 5 year old kid at a bar who told me "it's not that bad"
I just found a tail you can wear naked. Via a butt plug. Who ever said the internet was a good thing?
Just found the cutest bag of coke under my bed. I'm going to get fucked up and bleach the cat vomit out of my sheets.
Dude he's moving to fucking Germany now. What is it about your vagina that makes men want to flee the continent?
You want to know how I feel? I feel like Cady Heron pushed me in front of a bus last night.
Adulthood is weird i just cleared a check larger than my gross income from 2011 but i also just did coke during my lunch break
Tis the season to play Pocahontas! (AKA: Eat a bunch of acid and run around the yard barefoot, the first person to see the colors of the wind, wins!)
She told me the only rule was that I couldn't cum on her Batman blanket.
There's a rash on my genitals that would like a word with you.
So the door man at the local dispensary started giving me motivational talks about my beard...
Never let the horse trainer ride you, always ride the horse trainer. I have huge bruises on my thighs from his hip bones. That's how hard he rode me
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