my boyfriend just said he'd go down on me if I gave him my password to facebook
im sorry but my first introduction to your dick isn't going to be a pic sent from the men's room
Jus posted an album so big that it takes my manhood into question
THE MIME IS MIMING TO BUST A MOVE KARAOKE. ALL MIME-RELATED EVENTS DESERVE CAPS LOCK
Finals week...the biggest cock block since your brother threatened me with a beer bottle at the bar.
Blasting venetian snares and drinking a beer. I love being an adult. It's like being a child but with beer for breakfast, better music, and no one yells at you.
If they weren't representing Obama and the White House, they definitely would've punched me in the face.
Pretty sure I was high. I thought there was music coming out of my makeup bag.
ON A SIMILAR NOTE MY DICK SIZE PSYCHIC SKILLS ARE SO GOOD
I feel like a drive thru vagina
Is there evidence of another human being getting away with this/ not dying?
WINE AND FILM. TALK ABOUT AN UPGRADE FROM NETFLIX AND CHILL.
I mean I faked it but he could answer my texts
I accidentally just texted my dad asking if he wants to do shrooms with me. Do I leave the city now or...
Bachelorette party buss just rolled into down town. DTF, "horny hotties inside" and "show us your dicks" written on the windows....this could get interesting.
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