So #1 way to come back last night and #2 wishbone and I broke into his house and i opened joey's door and u were both passed out and pantless.
what are u so afraid of ive smelled ur poop before
so i woke up this morning covered in mail. none of it is mine.
You love me.
That's because, tragically, I adore whores.
some dude is stoned out of his mind in my calc class. just shouted that the teacher was a genius cause he got rid of so many numbers
She told me she loves her boyfreind while she was giving me head. He must be a nice guy
Oh god I just realized bird face had che Guevara tattooed on her upper arm. Deals off, readivised opinion
It is no longer St. Patrick's Day. I should NOT still have green boobs!
Stephen I'm in a lecture and the lecturer just said 'you can CHOOSE to put something in your mouth and swallow it" i'm the only one here who burst out laughing, this is awkward. Thought you'd appreciate it.
They'll never let you practice medicine.
I wanna fuck that hideous moustache right off your face. get the confetti ready for the festivities
I have a high opinion of you, you smash bitches. Respect.
I just gave them my two week notice. Now is the perfect time to fuck my boss's son
I just didn't expect to have anal in a retail store at 9 AM on a Tuesday.
she broke the sink..i repeat the sink is off the wall. send help
Don't get yourself off tomorrow. We. Are. Having. Sex. That's that. Just dont do it.
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