I just wanted to let you know that if you dont tell me to stop texting i will still keep on trying, you matter to me
restraining order is on its way, crazy bitch
My little sister just found a condom in her bag i borrowed... Happy fourteenth birthday.
I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
my ass has officially been on the floor of every fraternity on this campus
and who said we didn't have goals?
Fuck now we have to have sex
What?
In a bet, need to win
i was way too optimistic last night... got back to my apartment and the porch light was still on, like i'd actually make it all the way home.
well, duh, but it's like you don't even want to see me masturbate with a wine bottle.
Just spent the equivalent of my life savings in the liquor store. This is going to be a good weekend
I am playing a little game I like to call "How Quickly Can I Infuse This Vodka Into My Bloodstream Without the Use of an IV"
I smoked my last bong as the sun rose. It was magical.
Is it too far to say to someone "you're useless for everything besides sex"
My v day was great. There's a cum stain in the shape of a handprint on my sheets
I'M TOO HORNY FOR GRAMMAR!!!
Sometimes you wanna cuddle and sometimes you wanna get blown in the bathroom.
poll: am I friendzoned if he just called me brochacha? on one hand, he called me bro, but on the other, he used the a to make it feminine.
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