So she stayed over last night and slept walked in to my moms room where she used the bathroom and then proceeded to get in bed with my moms naked boyfriend. So yeah, at least now my family got to meet her.
Shaq going to Cleveland; Vince Carter to the Magic; Michael Jackson, Farrah Fawcett, and Ed McMahon die.... ARMAGEDDON IS UPON US!!!!!
i feel like im playing gay clue. i have to figure out where i am, who took me home, and what he put in me
Did I at antime last saturday slip away and sign up for a prayer circle?
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I rolled joints beforehand. Lit a candle. Ghetto rigged taping the 40's on my hands and then lit the joint using the flame of the candle.
I'm so proud of your modern ingenuity
It's disgusting. He breathes through his mouth and just sounds fat. Plus he chews all loud and shit.
Yesterday you said I was the best.
No. I said you DID your best. There's a huge difference.
My roommate is downstairs drunk, smoking, and listening to a self help DVD. Please dear God don't let this be the Ghost of Christmas Future.
it's the amount of time you spend on preventing me from puking that really cements this friendship
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Those nachos came to me in a dream
Ok you had this coming you put a sponsored filter on a dick pic
I HAVE A STRAIGHT LINE ACROSS MY ASS ABOUT THE WIDTH OF A SLIM JIM. ERICA!
Dude, you fell into a tree, and both of the tables, AND the window well... Resilient aren't you?
She asked what the dent on the hood of my car was from..i think she knows we had sex up there
I was puking for like ten minutes when I realized my parents were fucking in the shower and were afraid to come out
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