yeah well you didnt even puke from the alcohol. we cut you off and went to huck finn's and told you that the "irish cream" coffee creamers had baileys in it, so you shot down like eight of them and puked all over the floor. it was great. we cheered you on and everything
Her sex list was a LOT longer than mine. She tried to justify it by saying '4 of those don't count because they were in the gang bang'.
So the next morning, she had to tell her kids we were moving furniture around all night.
They seriously just ended our alcohol presentation by giving us beer cozies. I love college.
Iranian Rapper, camaroonian basketball player, mexican i forget and indian doctor....this one looks the best on paper.
That's why I don't chug things. Because when I was a freshman in college tequila came out my nose.
it wasn't until he got that douchey haircut that i started regretting sleeping with him
I was told my cock was a religious experience.
Sidenote: do you recall your "give me the d" chant
Plus, it's just valuable. Virgin pee is very well-priced.
Just turned down sex because it's a holy day of obligation, my mom would be proud.
Please tell me that all of the things I remember doing last night didn't really happen. Please.
My liver is fucking rocky. Get knocked down 7 times and gets up 8. World champ
I think he fucked my hip out of place.
He may not be good for my soul but he’s great for my vagina!
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