she's leaving w me bro, I've been buying her mad shots. She's seen my apt. So locked down.
They keep asking what you are doing. I told them to quit calling her "what."
Glad I put on jeans. You could measure my ass sweat with a rain guage.
There's nothing more uncomfortable than drifting into sexual fantasies on a roadtrip and realizing you have a boner with three other dudes in the car.
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i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
i hooked up with a boy reading dear john, i have to get points for that somewhere
no he gets major points for having a girl hookup with him after reading dear john
I basically get to watch her life fall apart via tumblr updates
My mom just told me to make sure my face isn't on the front cover of the newspaper on 4/21. Challenge accepted
while you laid on the ground I poured water into your mouth out of dog bowl some random guy walks by and said now that's what I like to see.
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Btw. Made out with a random kid at a frat. It's all good though. He invited us to his frat party tomorrow so yay! For having plans!
She asked me to go inside, make myself a drink and slip into something a little more naked.
I have to drop off my inflatable penis costume at the bar for my bartender. Do you think you could meet me there at like 630?
My "lord keep me from stabbing a bitch" prayer has gotten a lot of miles today
She turned down sex for beer pong. I'm not sure if I should be disappointed or not.
Just used a NyQuil cup to take a shot. This night is headed nowhere good.
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