Pooping in your heated bathroom to the sound of rain and instrumental guitar might be the greatest experience ever.
He was in me and said I can't believe this happened because of facebook. MOOD KILLER.
For some reason I just don't think you going to the gay bar alone on thanksgiving is a good idea.
he said i looked like a lion with slutty lingerie on .
You went from loaded cattleman, to football player, to better football player, to art major from Missouri. Your future was looking so good for a while.
I don't want to talk. I just want to motorboat those tits
Is it sad I don't want to go buy $1 Mac-n-cheese cause I need to pay rent... I'm re-naming this college.
Also, peanut butter on a spoon dinner is back in existence and it is good.
Guess who won a bet and gets to name it Optimus prime if it's a boy
Nevermind. Totally worth it.
I AM COVERED IN FAKE BLOOD AND REAL CUM. I AM AWESOME
I just want a boyfriend who will have sex to Disney Pandora.
Update: just imagined being dirty talked to in an Irish brogue and I think my vagina became a sentient being.
My little sister just helped me edit my nudes so that's how my night is going
Is kiddo a correct name to call someone who you stuck your dick in?
I dont even remember what i was saying but just one minute i was crying and the next i was showing u my genitals
last final went out with a bang.. 20 min late bra-less, cum in my hair and i still cant find my shoes.
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