i went to toss her salad and she had a toilet paper clinger on one of the hairs
so thats when we found her crawling hands and knees up first street singing hold me closer tony danza as loud as she could
did she say where she was going
apparently she thought she was on morton hill and was trying to go back to the bars
he took his pants off right in front of me then just stood there so i went for his boxers and he said he was waiting till marriage
I think you blew our chances when you yelled "YOU SLUTS COMING TO THE TITTIE BAR?" in their face
The heart of my unhappiness in my job is that it's not a place where coworkers and I can draw dicks on everything to amuse each other
We put your drunk ass to bed. 10 minutes later we heard you scream "DICK-PUNCH!!!" It was immediately followed by a shriek of pain and crying. So to answer your question; no, that's not "sex soreness".
I was super proud of him for making a mature relationship decision, and then I remembered that he cheated on her. With me.
Just discovered evidence of drunken eBay bid. Drunk Mike did pretty good -- I'm getting a new sleeping bag.
I just fucked her in the corner of an ally while holding a large pizza waiting on a pledge for a ride.
We are gonna have a bake sale and the preceded will go towards the abortion
Well we found Mark's missing underwear. They're pinned up on Mike's trophy wall.
if by making eggnog you mean drinking all the spiced rum, then yes, she's making eggnog
We're on our way. We couldn't find our clothes this morning, so we're driving your car half naked. You owe me a cigarette.
I fuckin love you!
I would reciprocate the feeling if i knew who this was.
I ended up sleeping with him in a public bathroom because neither of us remembered where we lived. I have hit a new low.
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