He tried to blame not having a condom on the economy.
Why does every girl think its ok to cheat on their boyfriends with me?
I love watching the kids I sold drugs to score touchdowns
you know, even black out drunk I can always remember the exact point where I should have stopped drinking.
I thought she was being abused so tried to go in at the sympathy angle, but the bruises were from pole dancing. I went in at all angles.
There's jack Daniels coming out of my eyes instead of tears.
We decided to make playlists for each other. Do you know any songs that say "sorry I'm not as hot as your prostitute ex?"
I greatly enjoy being related to her. Even if is it only by a penis.
Bringing families together since 1987
Am I over stepping my bounds if I ask to fuck in your new bathroom?
It has heated floors
So I just sent my ex a video snap chat of me getting head from some Venezuelan hottie with the caption I still love you. Think she'll take me back?
He has silky zebra print sheets, which you would think he put on just for me, but the bed was unmade. Did I just sleep with a closet case??
He said he "doesnt care at all, really" if I shave my legs or not. Challenge accepted.
ah lol cocaine is strange when I dose I feel like an elephant running through a grocery store
They left me at home... I'm a liability
I cant wait to tell our kids we met because you subscribed to my onlyfans.
Randomize
