My head feels like little people r playing bumper cars inside it
So this girl in my math class just went to the bathroom, tampon in hand, comes back with it still in her hand starts digging around in her purse, takes her thing of birthcontrol out, goes oh fuck, and downs the rest of the pills. Got to love college.
A chick at the bar last night took my black berry, looked at my Brick Breaker score and told me she couldnt take someone that has a lower score than her seriously.
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
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how do you say "fuck me and leave bruises" in italian?
the pic of her and her boyfriend fell off the wall as we were fucking.
The first thing they saw when they walked in was all four of our std test's hangin on the fridge....i'd be worried if they didn't think we were sluts
Yea it's a sex scar. But if anyone asks I tripped up carpeted stairs
Someone painted a weed leaf on my leg with red paint. Or blood. I hope paint.
Holy fuck just found a used tampon in the leg of my pants. it's not paint. It's. Not. Paint.
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How was your 8:30 class today?
Non existent. I just threw up in my water bottle on the bus.
I slipped in the shower today and broke my lighter..
As we were walking to her place she stole a pizza from the delivery guy's car and when we got home she grabbed a slice, two beers, removed her pants, and said "call of duty?" im going to marry her
I literally have a pirate chest of slutty clothing.
let me wake up, find my pants, and find out where i am tommorow and ill get back to you on that
He stopped the gas pump at 69 and gave me my receipt. He wants it.
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