Hey kate, how is it?
sloppy...it's emily. kate just tried to do a keg stand. they dropped her. we're leaving.
yours is so small it looks like an acorn!!
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
He gave me the "I've pictured you while jerkin off" look
Hey I think I found part of your tooth next to your wine bottle in the floor board of my car.
WHY ARE YOU POKING HOLES IN MY 3AM LOGIC?!
You started throwing frozen shot glasses at people and you kept saying "it's fine, they melt."
I woke up spooning with a broom that someone taped a mustache too..i need to stop starting my nights by drinking "hangover" wine.
So I was thinking for Halloween I'd do Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde....for my vagina.
One day her vagina is just going to shrivel up and seal itself with it's self preservation mechanism
I'm gonna send you a dick pic now just so your uncomfortable at work
CODE RED CODE RED MY VIBRATOR IS BROKEN THIS IS NOT A DRILL
On a serious note, don't let me forget to tell you about firecracker baseball. I'm glad I have my fingers. I had to count them.
So I had Xanax for breakfast & I'm probably going to fuck my tennis instructor.
Next time I say "i forgot to eat dinner, oh well" before drinking STRAP ME TO A CHAIR AND FORCE FEED ME BEFORE ALLOWING ME TO CONSUME BOOZE
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