i may or may not have a boner. what are your thoughts
I just accidently sent my poop smells like vodka to 27 people in my phone book
all we need is a shotglass and a helicopter.
Just so you know, the bottle of red gatorade is NOT GATORADE. It is definitely someone's puke. I hope nobody else makes the same mistake I did.
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he convinced me that i wont have to do the walk of shame bc he has to go to jail in the morning
The used rubbers I threw behind her bed all semester must have landed on the baseboard heater. They went up in smoke when she turned on the heat last night.
I woke up to find my purse full of puke, and all I could think was not again.
i've written a new chapter in the saga of unexpected dongs
Nothing like snapchatring dick pics to a\nMarried woman while your girlfriend destroys Taco Bell in the next room. Almost caught, worth it. Got boobs back
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You went to a drug deal in a onesie.
You kept asking us from the backseat if you were driving ok and then you kept talking to your hiccups and yelling at them to "stop it already!"
The guy I'm talking to drunk texted me his essay last night and he asked me to revise it
Also that boy who jizzed in me wearing Cowboy boots and a plaid shirt snapped me at 4 am and said "I owe you a dinner. Sorry"
A drag queen just ate a dollar out of my ass. I don't know which one of us has hit rock bottom
Sorry I fucked your cousin. Again. I just wanted him to take me on his boat.
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