When you want to head down the cleveland on Sunday?
What time do the bars open? I dont want to remember how bad theyre gonna lose
i hooked up with a boy reading dear john, i have to get points for that somewhere
no he gets major points for having a girl hookup with him after reading dear john
you looked up at me mid puke with tears in your eyes and asked to make sure no one took your turn at Wii
Just found a "how to get laid" book on the dresser and am now a victim of method number 16 corollary 7.
I'm sober enough to realize she looks like a man, but drunk enough to do it anyways
I DON'T CARE WHAT THE CIRCUMSTANCES ARE NEVER VOMIT IN MY PURSE AGAIN.
She was either really drunk or really not interested. Everytime I tried to ask her about herself she would respond with a line from Stepbrothers.
Don't feel bad sweetie, you're not the only classy one in town. I'm still driving around with that tupperware of tequila in my cup holder from last week's Margarita Monday.
I cant believe im wasting my plan b experience on this guy. I should have saved it for someone special.
I'm watching Pretty Woman alone and weaving a basket for Fiona. This is my life.
im pretty sure the interns at this hospital have gotten hotter
Im wearing a bra. Made of paint.
I haven't been hungover in so long I'm actually looking forward to it
I'm pretty sure male strippers are the last things I need in my life right now.
Please send pictures of any nice new years ladies you run across in town, as I've forgotten what women look like.
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