found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
i went to disney world today with my friends, met snow white, then saw her later at a bar. she is naked next to me in her bed, passwed out. when you wish upon a star...
Haha she couldn't find her dress in the morning. So she left it. How do the hell do I discreetly return that to her at work. More importantly, how did she discreetly do the walk of shame??
if another girl says "im usually cleaner down there" I'm just going to shoot myself
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What can i say, inner beauty is great but it makes a hard picture to jack off to
Obama is so hot when he ends wars.
It's like that depressing moment when you drop your cocaine in the snow.
Well when you're drinking tequila mixed with water out of a steve Austin cup I really don't think acquiring a straw is your main priority
Well I found you sipping ron diaz out of a child's dinosaur cup while sticking your fingers in the guy's fish tank and watching the "pirahnas" snap at your finger and laughing
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i sucked his cock and got snuggles in return. I'm the mother Theresa of giving in a relationship.
this dude, we had a connection. he kept smiling at me. it's like he knew i was gonna facebook stalk the fuck out of him
Just read 119 best sex positions. I wanna try 107 of them. Can I put you down for 50?
I think "we've never met sober" is a great relationship to have with someone
You talk the same way I hallucinate.
I gave him breakup sex, AGAIN
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