im gay
i know
yea but for you.
He's a collector of sorts
Any cool stuff?
You should see the collection of booggers in the carpet next to his desk
on a scale of 1-10how much freaking out is acceptable if you just found a (possibly used) cock ring in the head board that your parents gave you?
What's standard gratutity for someone having a miscarriage on stage at a strip club? It's important.
It must have been an amazing night, I have "my pants are responsible people" written on my pants in permanent marker.
My neighbor Chris is here. I am warning you, he is wearing a kilt I just saw his balls. Be incredibly careful that you don't see what I did.
He just took a bite of each taco bell burrito and hid them throughout my apartment. this was 2 weeks ago and have found 30 burritos so far
Btw, you're my emergency contact at Planned Parenthood
I threw up in bed last night and tried cleaning it with oldspice and baby powder
Well I mean enduring a 45 minute conversation about C-sections was worth the 9 jello shots those soccer moms gave me.
Dude I was tripping acid when she was crying and I literally couldn't defend myself
Your penis is the destroyer of worlds.
i'm at work, alone, drinking a spiced chai & fireball hot toddy. holiday OT isn't that bad after all.
You were only speaking with either thumbs up, thumbs down, or high fives haha
My Dachshund waddled into the room carrying a rolled-up pad in her mouth with period blood. This day is clearly off to a good start.
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