Everyone needs a good pregnancy scare in their life.
You cheat on me once, shame on me. You cheat on me with a white girl, it's fucking over
Cute you're picking friends over dick. I feel like this is the trailer for a lifetime movie.
Her dress is practically falling off. It must know I'm here.
The one from last night got me a whole floor of Eskimo Brothers. There was a celebration of high fiving as I left
By the end of the night i was making legitimate noises not just saying moo.
new girl just came onto the hall stumbling drunk with no shoes on and the guy who brought her doesn't have them either
And you kept repeating "I didn't know know that this was a no blow job zone."
High with mom again. She's giving me relationship advice.
You made out with both twins? Ten points to you!
And I'm laying here struggling with the notion that I need to put pants on.
I'm bringing pajamas, aspirin, morning after clothes and morning after pill
Taking a walk while tripping face during Halloween time was a bad idea. I started crying bc I was so scared and hide in the parks playground.
It actually wasn't the first time that a guy I just met ate me out in the back seat of his car in a starbucks parking lot in the middle of the day.
All I heard was "sit on my face" "okay" and muffled screaming. I'm still disappointed.
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