At Bonnaroo. Just saw a couple emerge from a port-a-potty. Romantic?
If she's not going to maintain the upkeep of her vag then I'm not going to pay the rent of being her boyfriend
soooo.. i guess the cop said he'd drop the charges if i go to some AA meetings and i said fuck AA. not one of my better choices.
He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
So....maintenance found the bullethole.....
i just rememebered i spent like 5 minutes on the ground warming some chicks toes.
Our neighbors just passed us a blunt from their deck, and are hooking us up.
I just baked them cookies. We're friends now.
I think that the jello shots in bowls is where it all went wrong.
I can HEAR him staring at your boobs.
Wait is it okay if I still want to fuck the whole USA swim team or is that only acceptable during the Olympics?
ALso, saw an adorable man walking an adorable dog with his adorable kid.
And yes, that last sentence is biased because my ovaries started screaming
My vagina loves me do-dah do-dah my vagina loves me do-dah do-dah
I picture you throwing your vagina around in the same fashion that they pass out candy at a parade.
Judging by your snapchat you're totally working on your project and definitely not singing, "The Sign" while shirtless with another man.
Someone came into our hotel room and took our remote
What should I do?
Are you ok?!
I assume I've stopped bleeding because I haven't passed out, but can't verify currently.
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