no, no I am DEF NOT pregnant. typo. sorry, wanted to talk about us...
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
i'll never see her again. i cant remember her last name. this is like cinderella except prince charming drank too much jameson and couldnt save a phone number properly
Wow, So this kid just walked into class, yak'd on his lab partner then runs out. Class is now cancelled. I gotta find this kid and Thank him.
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using blue streamers we found on the bathroom floor was probably not the best substitute for toilet paper.
well, obviously he didn't fuck me for my strong moral fiber.
i get drunk faster, i spend less money on food, and i'm losing a shit ton of weight. depression and its pills are doing wonders for me
he said he did everything he could to puke on his nurses because they were doing everything wrong
Thats admirable.
I drank half a bottle of wine while watching the Olympics opening ceremonies. I catcalled at handsome athletes. Stop me.
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Your ankle brace is here and the saw is charged. Grab some vodka that cast is coming off tonight.
I was eating leftover taco bell in bed at 3 in the afternoon. I can't throw any stones
I like to be the stable force in your otherwise chaotic existence.
Yeah, but having a dick this size has ruined 3 marriages.
I've got a bottle of water, a bag of salad greens, and a bottle of hot sauce. How stoned do you think I am?
Oh yeah, it was definitely the best sex of my life, I just don't think I can fix the kitchen table before my parents get back...
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