she really just asked how mermaids reproduce.
burritoes are like sleeping bags for ground beef
she said "feliz nobby job" then proceeded to give me a blowjob.
It's going to be great. They guy at the store said 3 shots and you won't be able to feel your face or stop smiling.
Some fat girl belted her graduation gown. That is not a good look for anyone.
I'm going to fuck him so hard that his dick is going to fracture
Glad to see your being a lady about this
my head hurts. i need an adult
and not like a cool parent adult. like a full fledged party pooper grandparent adult
I know you're on vacation but you should know I just walk of shamed through a hotel lobby while leaving a threesome on Friday the 13th. Fuck superstition, I win.
I don't have to hold her hair back as she blows me but I do have to hold the ball on the Santa hat
Because the guy guy doing the drawing either wanted to bone, or wanted us to stop entering the contest. Either way, we got concert tickets so I'm cool with both scenarios.
i dont know the whole gay terminator look is really hot on him
These muscle relaxers obviously don't work because I'm harder than a fucking diamond.
I forgot what I was gonna say, but I'm pretty excited to not be pregnant.
Do not, I repeat, DO NOT uncuff him no matter how much he begs. He knows what he did.
Hey Girl, we got home safe!
I know, I drove you
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