Her little brother was home, so we had to hook up while playing hide and seek with him
He has some good qualities. Beneath the layers of asshole and fat.
You deserve yourself a blunt and a build a bear.
i never thought it was possible to fit gay, redneck and asian into the same sentence before i met you.
and this wasn't even the first one i'd hooked up with
Just saw him riding in a basket on the front of a bike trying to feed the other guy beer. He screamed 'PARTY BIKE BITCHES!' at me as they rode past.
I lied. He's hitting on a drag queen now. Should I rescue him or take pictures?
I just banged your sister. Thats what you get for takibg my lunch money in 2 grade, boom, boom fiyyaa powaa
sorry can't. you know Saturday is the masturbating day for single sorority girls here.
I've never seen an uncircumcised dick in real life and the internet indicates I don't want to.
Jill you already won the game by finding a dude who will fuck you in flamingo knee socks. Theres no hope for the rest of us
He sent me a dick pic from his living room and it has pictures of his three kids in the background
He called me Kitten either just because or he figured out my old s&m life. Either way huge turn on.
It was horribly awesome. Its like looking at the sun, you know its bad for you but I just couldn't stop looking.
GIIIIRL I AM STONED AF AND I HAVE A HOMEMADE POT PIE IN THE OVEN THIS PARTY IS LIT.
You rolled over grabbed my crotch and said "that's my waffle." I'm sleeping on the couch next time.
woke up with 8 used magnum condoms bound together by floss around my neck, thats about all im gonna tell you.
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