David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
hot pretzels for dinner, snacks, and now breakfast...oh to be a poor college student...everyday is like a carnival.
I don't plan to be alive for 2010 so ima say this 12 hours early. Happy New Year bitches
How do u explain cocaine to a 9 year old?
On the airplane today the pilot actually said "Ladies and gentlemen I'm sorry for the delay. But I know all of you have problems, and so do we..."
Judging that there's a photo of me getting head while sitting on a graveyard tombstone.....not good.
four loko is officially banned. leave it to the kids from a state school to fuck it up for everyone
You mean the girl who was passed out face down on the bathroom floor until 10 AM? You're right, she was cute.
he needs to hurry and make his mind up... i mean i can't keep getting peed on by a guy who isn't even my boyfriend
She said I'm so hungry I could eat a dick and winked at me
I think we need a list of things that are automatic NO's for dating a guy. Married, definitely a no now
no, I didn't go in the end. Too hungover and hot, plus Star Wars is on so obviously I'm having a naked day.
I'm not strong. I'm hormonal, sad, lonely, and trying to get laid via tinder
DONT YOU DARE YELL AT ME. YOU'RE THE ONE WHO TRIED TO PAY FOR THE CAB WITH YOUR PANERA REWARDS CARD.
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