If the pens lose tonight I'm gonna drive to Detroit and burn 8 mile to the ground.
Actually I may do that regardless. Probably get my own holiday.
Fuck him tonight for the both of us. We're still tag-teaming in spirit.
you're the only person i know to use "jizz" and "cute" in the same sentence.
Dwarf fight at five guys. Today was a good day.
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I was topless in his bathroom sink taking bong rips , goodmorning . He told me he could get use to this
What part of I'm done do you not understand? Im not going to send you sex photos to prove I've moved on..
the cab driver asked if you were our mom. you definitely shouldn't have tipped him so much.
Idk. The last coherent text said something about $25 & dimes. And then...it's just letters...
Last night when you stole the construction sign you told me to tell you that first you did it for the money Than you did it for the music But mostly you did it for your family
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That's how I like my men: traumatized and crying in a ball
Drunk naked twister. My place. Heath is trying to use his dick as a third leg.
He tried to do the do on me last night and my exact words were "stay away from my princess parts. they're renovating."
He's gonna do me a solid for doing her a solid. It's like pay it foward. But with sex.
After round two, I told him he deserves an award. He bowed and did a princess wave WHILE his dick was still inside me.
Cmon. I wasn't that bad.
You stumbled ass first into the litter box, and everytime we tried to get you to move you said " if I fits. I sits."
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