he kept his composure pretty well until he puked on the cop car
I'm partying with my neighbors right now, and by "with my neighbors" I mean they are partying in their backyard and I'm partying in mine, and by "partying" I mean I'm sitting here alone drinking tequila.
Housing came buy and confiscated our shopping cart :(
My password hint says "not sunset, also facebook." i need to stop doing computer things while high. I will never figure this clue out.
View of Vancouver Bay is obscured though the greasy hand prints from fucking against the window. Tip maid well.
Also this is super embarrassing but sorry for licking your chest
Don't wake me up to tell me to cook for you because you don't like taco meat.
ATTENTION PENIS' OF BURLINGTON: I AM COMING FOR YOU
And then he said, "let's have sex and I'll send you home with enchiladas."
My day so far: morning after pill and pancakes. Living the dream.
So it's official...my sex life has improved since Pokemon came out...
Wanna meet at the diner for breakfast? all I've eaten in the past 24 hours is glitter and penis. starvingg.
I think I was just motorboated by a 4-year old girl.
Well... Chad blew off half of his hand last night. We were able to find most of it.
RICK FUCKING MORANIS!!!!!
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