remember that night we drank a bottle of vodka and went to mcdonalds and ordered everything on the dollar menu, twice?
we can't do that now- first b/c they got rid of that menu and 2 b/c we are broke now. damn this recession.
Just remembered to take my BC at the liquor store. Just swallowed it with a free sample of Whiskey.
conquered wheelchair sex. it's rather convenient. you'd think it was made for it, with all those handles and adjustable features.
He introduced himself to me as "the gayest gay who ever gayed." I like him already.
His best friend walked in while we were banging, turned on the light, yelled BURN, grabbed his computer to play the Thunderstruck drinking game, turned off the light and left.
threw up in the library. i should be embarrassed, but i'm willing to bet that i'm one of the first so i'm kinda proud.
Scratch that. Good bye liver, good bye clothes, good bye dignity. Hello awesome weekend
I'm cuddling with a baby pig and drinking champagne right now.
Lol i have proven this trip that I can meet a chick and fuck her within 72 hours no matter where she lives
Someone broke into my car and stole it then left me $300 to pay for the damages with a lovely note that said "we just couldn't pass up the boxed wine... Sorry about the window."
I just remembered you throwing bread at me and getting me to drink water out of a heineken bottle. You are my best friend.
wow bdsm is so cute
Going to jail. Warrant. Be home late. For the love of god turn your ringer on.
We have massive handle of kettle and a rack of hi life
That's the happiest ive ever been at 7:48 am....
Come to my place after work and we can discuss our finances over a coors delight and a fire ball shot
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