Hey when you come over to pick me up in the mornin bring a camera. This is going to be legendary. Don't knock.... They might cover up
He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
Oh my god. Just had sex with this girl on the boardroom table at my work at midnight (win!) just realized I left the condom wrapper on the table (lose!)
We just found a handle of vodka in our fridge and no one knows how it got there. God I love spring break.
she's using the space heater to try to heat up a pop-tart...
You should know I just got pulled aside by TSA because they found a bottle of Bud Light in my backpack... Thanks for that...
We are not in the same countries and I heard about your hook up last night BEFORE you.
On a lighter note, the guy I gave a lap dance to then fell asleep on his crotch just facebook friend requested me..
He is sitting on the foor in the soup aisle saying "to each their own soup"
I just saw a kid on iowa campus story that looked like the guy i made out with on spring break.
Also. I think I just got sentimental over a nude
Could you just like have a friend who feels bad for me and secretly always wanted to have sex with me
Far too many of our conversations end in us talking about sperm
Well now you know my birthday fantasy: gangbang consisting of men wearing NPR pledge t-shirts.
so then the cop took one last hit off our blunt and then drove off in his car and we just all stood there thinking, yea... that just happened...
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