xbox live and facebook are tricking me into believing I actually have an active social life
the last thing i remember is fucking her. GAME CHANGER i woke up in another bedroom to her younger sister blowing me
nothing can go wrong this weekend. $1500 to spend. i have options for hookups every night. my backup plans have backup plans
I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
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this boner is fucking legendary. i should name it and celebrate its birthday every year
just got invited to smoke a bowl by a guy who has a prostetic leg and has been on the jerry springer show multiple times. I love my life right now
We stuck the straw in the bourbon as a joke, you saw it as a challenge.
I tried to lock you in the bathroom stall because you were too drunk. But you escaped from underneath, I gave up
I need Jameson.
Yea? How do you think I feel? Your job during the delivery is to keep that flask ready. The moment our kid pops out, I'm taking a shot.
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I'm not entirely sure that the guy that just texted me is not on drugs right now. I'm also not entirely sure that he isn't about to be incarcerated.
If I just skip sleeping, does hangover still happen? Gonna try it. Will report back. StTAND BY
I AM EATING BACON AND CHEESE. FUCK THE BULLSHIT.
Also, full disclose I puked in a fruit barrel box
I'm going to leave the 5 dollars that fell out of my bra while fucking in his room on the dresser as an apology
Btw you guys passed out eating DP dough and watching Pocahontas... on a monday
it was stoner heaven..
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