i have now learned nap means the same thing as sex in college
I'm lit.While shaving my legs I pretended the razor was a tractor cutting down corn. Noises included.
She's never had brie before last night, don't know if I can date a girl that doesn't like soft cheeses.
As we walked into his room, he said welcome to the hurt locker. I should have left, but I love that movie.
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please don't go to jail. I'd hate to have to call the montgomery county jail every time I need sex advice
HAPPY NEWYEARSM FAGTRON! GETTING HEAD IN TAXI I WIN
I knew the night had taken a turn when we showed up and our flabongo was being chilled in the freezer.
Um yeah. I just puked. And found your contact.
Which outfit says "I'm sorry for your loss but we're still banging later"?
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At least I know that however bad my life gets and how low I can feel I'll never feel shitting in a red robin parking lot low
Not a problem, sailor. I speak both autocorrect and typo.
DAMN HIS BEARD AND ABILITY TO USE TOOLS ON A LADDER!!
Maybe you should slow down tonight...
KINGS DON'T NEED ADVICE FROM LITTLE HORN-BILLS FOR A START
Bring vodka when you get back from court.
He punched me in the face while giving him road head, because he was driving stick. I shit you not.
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