before i could say "i'm not that kind of girl", i was.
Just tried to fight the dj at cowboys because he would'nt play freebird. Pick me up now.
It's 5:30am in Vegas and I'm eating McDondalds next to crying prostitutes.....low point.
Um I think everyone drunk and there's some douche on violin.
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Note to self glow in the dark nail polish can be quite the mood killer during sex especially when you notice its working for the first time and you stop everything your doing to do spirit fingers
I think we should go through the tsa checkpoint with raging hardons when we go through LAX. I think we should pass out some viagra to everyone
I told your dad we had a nice lunch and hung out for awhile. It seemed more appropriate than "I had a bite of his canned chili and then we ripped each others clothes off."
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I just want a boyfriend who will have sex to Disney Pandora.
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He got hotter. I'm offended on behalf of the rest of our graduating year.
I lost the right to judge tonight
I woke up with a hangover and a man bun. Reached over to drink water and accidentally chugged raspberry vodka. So there's that.
So I just watched a seagul attack my boss and steal his food in the parking lot. Today might not be a bad day lmfao.
We're like a married couple, but we only have sex on college holidays and other people's birthdays.
He told me that I should keep my socks on next time because he read somewhere that it'll help me orgasm...
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