You dont understand. she was my french AND spanish teacher. that's 2 kinds of freaky. i have to find her on facebook.
how did i get to the car and why are my shoes broken
She just rubbed her face all over pool chalk. I feel like it's time to go
Just watered mom's plants with leftover mixed drinks full of Bacardi Silver. I'm such a good daughter.
Drinking gin at a party, riding a giant inflatable walrus all around the living room.
I've got mace and a condom. Ready to roll either way and keeping my pimp hand strong.
it is a dangerous dangerous place where morals and dignity go to die and all your fantasies about men become reality.
Nothing says Panama City like condoms washing up on the shore.
Yep that's the face of someone whose dick I would put in my mouth without hesitation
The moral of the story is this:the last shot of the night is always a mistake
I got all the way to work before I realized there were Trojans in my bra.
I feel like your boyfriend deserves to know that you're a lesbian.
Every time I see this chick she's swimming naked at a pool party. That's gotta mean something right?
Am I the only person in the world that does not give a shit about the avengers?
Straight boys are literally imbeciles. If Darwinism doesn’t get them female rage will.
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