I caught myself masturbating while watching a baseball game today. It was over before I realized what was going on. And then I was just confused.
you broke into my aparment at three in the morning wearing long johns and offered me beer.
alright got my week's quota of sex in, ready for modern warfare 2
I mean I found and stalk his moms facebook.. that obsessed.
It was either a cute kinda butch tomgirl or a really fem guy. Either way, I made out with it. Bisexuality, my best friend.
we can fight about whose fault it is later....naked.
There's a lady lying down on the sidewalk in front of our building smoking a cig
Well I took a spicy wing shit in a field this morning.
Do you remember the bathroom attendant when he put out his hand for a tip and you gave him a high five?
I am on my way right now and I SWEAR TO GOD IF YOU EAT MY BURRITO YOU WILL NEVER SEE MY TITS AGAIN
It was a good hour of moans, penis compliments, smacks, and what sounded like someone running in flip flops
I saw a penis covered in glitter tonight.
The man built me a fort. Of course he got laid.
We just fucked in the park on a bench and a guy with a dog walked past us and the dog walked right up to us while the guy stared at his phone.
Come over. Bring drugs. My sister is making cookies. She took Valium. They should be badass cookies.
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